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Old 05-02-2011, 06:56 AM
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Will Trump

be demanding Bin Laden's birth certificate?

You know he will and all the other nuts on the right will be denying the photos and DNA.
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:12 AM
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He'll demand to examine the body, and want a DNA test, then he'll want to see Birth Certificate and bin Ladens Dads Birth Certificate. Then, he'll question whether OBL really had anything to do with 9/11 and terrorism in general.

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Old 05-02-2011, 09:15 AM
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He'll demand to examine the body, and want a DNA test, then he'll want to see Birth Certificate and bin Ladens Dads Birth Certificate. Then, he'll question really had anything to do with 9/11 and terrorism in general.

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... and then he'll say "It was easy" followed by "You can't imagine how tough I would have been on that motherf*cker" followed by "Obama let him off easy."
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:16 AM
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He'll demand to examine the body, and want a DNA test, then he'll want to see Birth Certificate and bin Ladens Dads Birth Certificate. Then, he'll question really had anything to do with 9/11 and terrorism in general.

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he has people over there looking into it already!
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:36 AM
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he has people over there looking into it already!
And you wouldn't believe what they're finding.

Yeah, neither would I.

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Old 05-03-2011, 03:27 PM
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Speaking of the Donald, this just in:

NEW YORK – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”

Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up shit is the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to break his silence with something truly craptastic.

To that end, he has closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson, former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried.

Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during his grade school years, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high standards.

“People don’t know how much work goes into saying the stupid shit Donald says,” Mr. Klugian said. “He just makes it look easy.”


http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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Old 05-03-2011, 03:40 PM
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... and then he'll say "It was easy" followed by "You can't imagine how tough I would have been on that motherf*cker" followed by "Obama let him off easy."
And then a team of Navy SEALs will repel into his board room and say "Donald Trump, you're fired!"
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Old 05-03-2011, 03:43 PM
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I would watch THAT! lol

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Old 05-09-2011, 01:25 PM
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Looks like he's paving the way for a "graceful" departure from the field:

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Donald Trump said on Fox and Friends this morning that he was told successful people never become president. Trump said that he is beginning to see how it is true that successful people don't make it to the presidency and noted that he’s been on blast by the media lately and somewhat complained that everything he's said lately is under close scrutiny.
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http://www.huliq.com/10178/gingrich-...eters-disagree

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Old 05-09-2011, 02:00 PM
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Looks like he's paving the way for a "graceful" departure from the field:

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Donald Trump said on Fox and Friends this morning that he was told successful people never become president. Trump said that he is beginning to see how it is true that successful people don't make it to the presidency and noted that he’s been on blast by the media lately and somewhat complained that everything he's said lately is under close scrutiny.
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Yep. He's too good for us. As for "graceful," that's another matter altogether.
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